In the beginning...
1. Love was putting your "crush" on an Oregon Trail Wagon.
2. Or flipping their thumb in Heads Up 7-Up.
3. Or putting them in the Wife/Husband column in MASH.
4. Or passing "For Your Eyes Only" notes.
"Do you like me?"
4. Love was about slow dancing to Boyz II Men.
5. And sometimes those hands slipped a little lower.
6. If chaperones didn't intervene, it might lead to this..
7. Love was about second base.
8. Love was about Mixtapes.
9. Love was about prom.
10. Love was discovering what Jack and Rose felt in the Titanic.
11. And it was awesome!
12. College Love was about sharing your drunken nachos.
13. And sloppy grinding.
14. And holding their hair back.
15. Love was about bad choices.
16. That often became dysfunctional relationships.
17. And really bad breakups..
18. Post College was about REAL Dates. Boring ones.
19. Awkward Ones.
20. Angry Ones.
21. Till one day, there's a REALLY GOOD one.
22. And you can delete all your profiles.
23. You can stop going to bars and take relationship pictures like this.
24. And then get a puppy.
25. Love is about sharing passions. Like your passion for Netflix and reruns of LOST.
26. Love is about understanding what Adam Sandler meant in the Wedding Singer.
27. Love is about getting engaged and getting 500 comments on Facebook.
28. And having cute kids and maybe putting them on facebook too.
29. Hopefully, you still make time to slow dance and have adventures.
30. And you still pass notes.
31. So you can be like that couple on the Swiffer commercials.
32. But no matter what stage you're in.
33. Tell em' Drake.